1) Full Name: Taelor McClurg

2) Male/Female: Male

3)Were you named after anyone?: No.

4) Does your name mean anything?: Not to my knowledge.

5) Nick Name(s): No comment.

6) Who do you think you look like: See South Park me below.

7) Date Of Birth: See book of genesis.

8) Place of Birth and Current Location: I was born in the morning of the world, and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night.

9) Nationality: Sino-Irish.

10) Astrology Sign: Astrology is Bullshit.

11) Chinese Astrology Sign: See Above.

12) Religion: Cult of the Yellow Sign.

13) What’s your favorite smell?: No Comment.

14) Political Position?: Conservative Anarchist.

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: Ice Water.

16) Hair + Eye color: Black, Brown.

17) Do you look like anyone famous?: If I do, they're not famous enough for me to know about them.

18) What do you look like?: Exactly like this weird guy who lives in my mirror and imitates my every move.

19) Any unusual talents?: Paranoia.

20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: Right Handed, Left Legged.

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: Strait.

22) What do you do for a living?: I am undead.

23) What do you do for fun?: Eat people's brains.

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: Insanity.

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: More Insanity.

26) Have you met your grandparents?: Yes.

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: None at the moment.

28) Crush: No Comment.

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: Summer Glau, Angela Gosow, Kimberly Goss, Annette (Lead singer for Nightwish, can't remember her last name).

30) Current worries?: Assassination.

31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): fciqweufhv.

33) Least favorite place to be?: Burning in Heaven.

34) Do you burn or tan?: Tan.

35) Ever break a bone?: Never.

36) What is your favorite cereal?: Rice Checks.

37) Person you cry with: I don't cry when I'm sad; I cry when I'm pissed off. If you see my crying, it's probably because I'm about to attack someone.

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: No.

39) Any brothers: No.

40) Any pets: Shetland Sheepdog.

41) An illness: Only mental ones.

42) A Pager: No.

43) A Personal phone line: No.

44) A Cell phone: Yes.

45) A visible birthmark: No.

46) A Pool or hot tub: Yes.

47) A Car: No.

Describe Your...

48) Personality: Cynical, Misanthropic, Paranoid and Neurotic. Yep, that about covers it.

49) Driving: Don't drive.

50) Your clothing style: Mainly hiking/backpacking gear.

51) Room: Disoranized.

There was more, but I got bored, so fuck it.